Angry Bird

I went grocery shopping without shopping bag, I ended up putting the cabbage and carrots to my handbag. When returning back to the office, before emptying my bag, mobile phone rang and I had to empty the bag to fish out my phone (women spend half of their life trying to find things from the hang bags) - my colleagues made fun of me by taking photo of the contents
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My second nephew is a kid with a lot of characters. He came back from school, dressed as angry bird - with 2 thick black eye browses painted on his face and refused to let anyone touch it. It just so happened that he came down with flu after school. We suspected it was the serious stomach flu virus infection, hence hurried him to the pediatrician's clinic.

The doctor said no words about his obviously artificial painted eye browses but carried out normal examination as if there are tons of kids coming to her clinic with them every day.